Lincoln Logs, An Ape named Travis, a 5000 DOW, and mendacity.
Fellow American’s- What a serious case of the pot calling the kettle black. Home of the brave, land of the free; welcome to Freedonia, it’s Duck Soup. "Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you’ll duck soup for the rest of your life." Groucho Marx.
Minister of Finance: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Minister of Finance: No, I’m talking about taxes - money, dollars.
Chicolini: Dollars! There’s-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!